Its THAT time of year again.
Festering festivals.
Too much flesh on display.
Insects.
Hay fever.
Other peoples holiday snaps (snaps? who says 'snaps'? Me, apparently).
Music blaring from open car windows.
More cyclists.
Dawdling shoppers.
Soggy bruised fruit enticing me from market stalls (they display the good stuff and sell the bad).
Kids in Beer Gardens.
Fat people walking even more slowly than usual.
Feet on display that should remain hidden - FOREVER.
Hanging baskets dripping on your head unexpectedly.
Hot steering wheels.
Duvet on..... duvet off.... duvet on....
Its summer........................ and I love it!
8 comments:
Too funny! I'm with you on the feet altho' mine are kept well and truly covered so I can't be accused of the self same thing!
We obviously aren't in the same country. It's windy here and the weather is so interchangeable that you have to leave the house with a pair of wellies, brolly, mac, warm jacket - while wearing summer clothes (as it is supposed to be summer).
Hell, I even miss mosquitoes.
Regarding the feet, you'll be pleased to hear that I always wear socks under my sandals. By the way, you omitted motorcyclists from your list. We always come out in the sunshine.
Hilarious - you also forgot wasps sitting on your windows and playing catch me quick.
I also forgot - suntanned (burnt) nose, white legs....
Mozzies - keeping you awake at night.
Mozzzzzies keeping you awake at night
Ah, mozzies, the little beasts that bite first and then do a victory roll in your face ..... gggrrrhhh... they make me grumpy!
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